Interviewer: Miss Always Lovin' SAI (MALS)Interviewee: Mrs May I SAI (MMIS)Poster ( The one who posted this post ):Miss Cute SAI The interview starts here!:
MALS: Hello! Did you just pass some faeces out?
MMIS: Well yes I did... Why did you ask?
MALS: Have you heard about the SAI Blog?
MMIS: Yes! But I havent visited it... My friend which is Miss Little SAI introduce me to the blog!
MALS: Oh well good, as I am the member of the SAI Blog, Miss Always Lovin' SAI
MMIS: Oh! Why did you try to contact me? (Very curious)
MALS: We are going to interview you about your SAI... Could you spare a moment or 2?
MMIS: Sure no problem!
MALS: Ok how many faeces came out?
MMIS I think it is 10 this is the 1st time I SAI after 5 weeks!
MALS: Oh! Ok could you describe it with some sound effects and what sounds you made?
MMIS: Sure, the first one was the hardest! It was about 2.5 cm fat and 5 cm long! It went down about I took 5 minutes to pass that out I made a "Arghh!" sound but lucky no one is around and the faeces came out with a "Plang!" And then I farted... Then the 2nd and 3rd are almost the same, slim and long both about 3.5 cm long it went "Plock, Plock" came out about 2 minutes... The fourth one was very round and tiny, it didn't make any noise at all! The 5 - 8 one was all fat but very small! It went "PLANG" it was the loudest as all came out like I LAU SAI! And alot of water splash on my butt! the 9th was the most slim and most long! 7 cm long and 1 cm... Then 10th one was one watery one came out very hard! And then I farted!
MALS: Wow! This is the first time someone explain to us in the interview so clearly... But I wonder you took how many minutes?
MMIS: I took 18 minutes 29 seconds
MALS: Ok thank you and you are a fast shitter!
THE END!
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Posted @ 12:17 AM
