Interviewer : Miss Always Loving Sai ( MALS )
Interviewee : Miss Keep Shitting ( MKS )
MALS : How many pieces of SAI did you pass out ?
MKS : About 6...
MALS : How big were they ?
MKS: The first on was about a size of a grape, the second about 4cm, the third about 2cm, fourth about 6cm, fifth about 3 and a half cm and the sixth about 5cm...
MALS : How did the process of the SAI coming out sound like ?
MKS : The 1st, 3rd and 4th was a ' plop ' .... The 2nd, 5th and the 6th went ' piak ' !
MALS : About how long did you take to finish all that ?
MKS : About 10 minutes ....
MALS : Wow ! You are indeed a fast shitter ...
MALS : Oh ya ! I would like to ask how often do you shit ?
MKS : I shit daily ! Oh ! I'm sorry I have to go now , I have an appointment with my fren ! Bye !
MALS : Alrighty ! Thank you for spending your time with us, bye !
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Posted @ 12:24 AM
