Interviewer: Miss Always Lovin' SAI (MALS)Interviewee: Mrs May I SAI (MMIS)Poster ( The one who posted this post ):Miss Cute SAI The interview starts here!:
MALS: Hello! Did you just pass some faeces out?
MMIS: Well yes I did... Why did you ask?
MALS: Have you heard about the SAI Blog?
MMIS: Yes! But I havent visited it... My friend which is Miss Little SAI introduce me to the blog!
MALS: Oh well good, as I am the member of the SAI Blog, Miss Always Lovin' SAI
MMIS: Oh! Why did you try to contact me? (Very curious)
MALS: We are going to interview you about your SAI... Could you spare a moment or 2?
MMIS: Sure no problem!
MALS: Ok how many faeces came out?
MMIS I think it is 10 this is the 1st time I SAI after 5 weeks!
MALS: Oh! Ok could you describe it with some sound effects and what sounds you made?
MMIS: Sure, the first one was the hardest! It was about 2.5 cm fat and 5 cm long! It went down about I took 5 minutes to pass that out I made a "Arghh!" sound but lucky no one is around and the faeces came out with a "Plang!" And then I farted... Then the 2nd and 3rd are almost the same, slim and long both about 3.5 cm long it went "Plock, Plock" came out about 2 minutes... The fourth one was very round and tiny, it didn't make any noise at all! The 5 - 8 one was all fat but very small! It went "PLANG" it was the loudest as all came out like I LAU SAI! And alot of water splash on my butt! the 9th was the most slim and most long! 7 cm long and 1 cm... Then 10th one was one watery one came out very hard! And then I farted!
MALS: Wow! This is the first time someone explain to us in the interview so clearly... But I wonder you took how many minutes?
MMIS: I took 18 minutes 29 seconds
MALS: Ok thank you and you are a fast shitter!
THE END!
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Posted @ 12:17 AM
Interviewer : Miss Always Loving Sai ( MALS )
Interviewee : Miss Keep Shitting ( MKS )
MALS : How many pieces of SAI did you pass out ?
MKS : About 6...
MALS : How big were they ?
MKS: The first on was about a size of a grape, the second about 4cm, the third about 2cm, fourth about 6cm, fifth about 3 and a half cm and the sixth about 5cm...
MALS : How did the process of the SAI coming out sound like ?
MKS : The 1st, 3rd and 4th was a ' plop ' .... The 2nd, 5th and the 6th went ' piak ' !
MALS : About how long did you take to finish all that ?
MKS : About 10 minutes ....
MALS : Wow ! You are indeed a fast shitter ...
MALS : Oh ya ! I would like to ask how often do you shit ?
MKS : I shit daily ! Oh ! I'm sorry I have to go now , I have an appointment with my fren ! Bye !
MALS : Alrighty ! Thank you for spending your time with us, bye !
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Posted @ 12:24 AM
